It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
what I want to do for halloween:
what I’ll end up doing on halloween:
I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop